February 2012
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Help me pick out my Roller Derby girl name :)
To help you out, my first name is April, from Cleveland, and my blog is a hypomanic mess. Need any more info to help you brainstorm a badass roller derby girl name, just message me :) Thanks!
Racy Brain
April Showers of Fury
April Homosmack
Roller Rila
Pril Kill
Lirpa (April spelled backwards)
Hypomanic Mind
Anarchy April
April Horror Story
Kardiac Kid
T-I-double guh-err
Trigger
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I feel like I have a stress fracture of the brain
I'm having an off day, week, month...
“We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year...”
– Courtney Martin (via sex-drugs-and-buddha)
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Cleveland Song
“What hot spot’s got the hippest groove?” “Cleveland!”
“Where all the real gone daddy’s move?” “Cleveland!”
“Dig that sweet Cuyahoga Glow!”
Liz: What smells so good?
Floyd: Cleveland!
“Where the jet sets swing with hipper cats.”
“Shop at Higbee’s then we’ll hit the flats.”
Woman: Excuse me, are you a model?
Liz: No.
Woman: You are so skinny! You really should eat something.
“I say Cleveland, Hello!”
“New York and Paris just don’t have the sites you see on Euclid Ave.”
Policeman: Would you like to pet a real police horse?
“Chef-Boyardee was born here you know!”
Liz: Yes!
“Terminal Towers soars up in the sky! All those 50 groovy stories high!”
Man: Ladies first!
Liz: Thanks! Hi, I’d like two hot dogs, a pretzel with extra melted cheese.
*phone rings*
Liz: Hiya!
Kenneth: Ms. Lemon? This is Kenneth the NBC page in New York City. I hate to bother you out west but Tracy Jordan hasn’t come to work…
Liz: Oh Kenneth don’t be so New York uptight. I’m sure he’ll show up.
“Hey look over there I think I see a movie star! Even movie stars they come to Cleveland to get away.”
“Tracy Jordan you gotta get away gotta get away gotta get awaaay. To Cleeeeeveland!”
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WatchSNL: Beyonce, Jay Z’s Daughter Blue Ivy Paid Visit by Justin Timberlake’s Bon Iver
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“Life’s too short to even care at all oh
I’m losing my mind losing my mind...”
– Young the Giant - Cough Syrup
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7 Things I Have Learned From 30 Rock →
I’m pro-Lizbeanism. A life philosophy that is simple, like a bean. In the words of Liz Lemon, ”Lizbeanism means that I am a dyke… against the rising waters of mediocrity.” It’s a way of taking charge of your own life, becoming the captain of your own fate; the master of your destiny. It’s about out-performing your coworkers, running a successful blog, and always being able to come up with a third...
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“When the weeks change the rumors change too
I’m addicted to highs, would...”
– Kid Cudi - All Along
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“There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former...”
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“To have a good friend is one of the highest delights in life; to be a good...”
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“I’m tired of motherfuckers sayin’ that they worry about me
When in...”
– Kid Cudi - These Worries
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“Ain’t no question if I want it, I need it
I can feel it slowly drifting away...”
– Kanye West - Gorgeous
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Zooey Deschanel + Karmin = best SNL ever.
Please don’t disappoint!
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On the Topic of Stupid People Wanting White...
hypomanicmind: I wouldn't want a WET network channel bc it spells wet...
littlemisscynic: It could air either water related sports or porn. Or porn starring Michael Phelps. Best of both worlds tbh.
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“And every day that you want to wake up
And you want to wake
You can”
– Foster the People - Waste
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