Cleveland Song

• “What hot spot’s got the hippest groove?” “Cleveland!”
• “Where all the real gone daddy’s move?” “Cleveland!”
• “Dig that sweet Cuyahoga Glow!”
• Liz: What smells so good?
• Floyd: Cleveland!
• “Where the jet sets swing with hipper cats.”
• “Shop at Higbee’s then we’ll hit the flats.”
• Woman: Excuse me, are you a model?
• Liz: No.
• Woman: You are so skinny! You really should eat something.
• “I say Cleveland, Hello!”
• “New York and Paris just don’t have the sites you see on Euclid Ave.”
• Policeman: Would you like to pet a real police horse?
• “Chef-Boyardee was born here you know!”
• Liz: Yes!
• “Terminal Towers soars up in the sky! All those 50 groovy stories high!”
• Man: Ladies first!
• Liz: Thanks! Hi, I’d like two hot dogs, a pretzel with extra melted cheese.
• *phone rings*
• Liz: Hiya!
• Kenneth: Ms. Lemon? This is Kenneth the NBC page in New York City. I hate to bother you out west but Tracy Jordan hasn’t come to work…
• Liz: Oh Kenneth don’t be so New York uptight. I’m sure he’ll show up.
• “Hey look over there I think I see a movie star! Even movie stars they come to Cleveland to get away.”
• “Tracy Jordan you gotta get away gotta get away gotta get awaaay. To Cleeeeeveland!”

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